No one recommends it
No one understands it
No one recommends it
No one understands that I can't live without it
And I can't sleep without it

Fill my head with make-believe
Until my nose begins to bleed
I can wipe it on my sleeve
Rent a little room to breathe
Carve a little friend from clay
Teach it how to masturbate

There are baddies comin' to get ya
There are zombies in the cellar
They're putting shit in the water
Pass it out, pass it out, damage done
Neck it down, neck it down, damage done
Pass it out, neck it down, damage done

No one recommends it
No one compliments it
It gives you the gremlins
And you take on resemblance
So what is there to do but befriend them?

Curl up in a spiny ball
Entertain your hedgehog thoughts
Brag about the cold you caught

There are baddies comin' to get ya
There are zombies in the cellar
They're putting shit in the water
Pass it out, pass it out, damage done
Neck it down, neck it down, damage done
Pass it out, neck it down, damage done

(But thanks to evolution
The immune system will acknowledge
And will eventually adapt
And will dispel the threat
Ain't that a great solution?
We can sleep in the knowledge
That it'll save our future kin
If the theory's correct)

There are baddies comin' to get ya
And zombies in the cellar
They're putting shit in the water
Pass it out
Neck it down
Damage done

No one recommends it
No one compliments it
It gives you the gremlins
And you take on resemblance
So what is there to do?
What is there to do but befriend them?