I'm a Friend of Mister Pastry
I'm a Friend of Allen Jones
I'm a Friend of Shirley Bassey
I'm a Friend of Your Chromosomes

I'm a Friend of Stuart Sutcliffe
I'm a Friend of Michael Miles
I'm a Friend of Jim Morisson
I'm a Friend of Nobby Stiles

I'm a Friend of a Friend of a Friend of a Friend
I'm a Friend of a Friend But You Don't Know Me
I'm a Friend of a Friend of a Friend of a Friend
And If I Come On the Night, Can I Get in Free?

I'm a Friend of Egon Schiele
I'm a Friend of Mister Spock
I'm a Friend of Doctor Kildare
I'm a Friend of the Woodentop's

I'm a Friend of Arthur Askey
I'm a Friend of Freda Payne
I'm a Friend of Danny Angel
I'm a Friend of Big John Wayne

I'm a Friend of Brian Inglis
I'm a Friend of Your Dad's Son
I'm a Friend of Boris Karloff
I'm a Friend of Everyone