Just Be Clever For Clever's Sake,
Starin' At the Ceiling Into Shadow-fakes
The Circle-smokes in the Ladies Room
Only Got You As Far As the Roles Assumed
A Glimpse of the Perfect Crime Is Just a Reverie Away
Whadaya Say We Hang There a While For Expediency's Sake?
And Fantasize the Great Demise of the Unfunny
Cut and Dry, We'll Bid Good-bye to the Unfunny
Their Personality Inspires Like a Five-pound Bag of Fertilizer
Like Living in a House With Fifteen Cats,
You're Unaware of the Stench When a Line Goes Flat
A Glimpse of the Perfect Crime Is Just a Reverie Away
Whadaya Say We Hang There a While For Expediency's Sake?
And Fantasize the Great Demise of the Unfunny
Set 'em Up, We'll Drink a Cup to the Unfunny