E               C#m
Surely you're joking
                    G#m    F#
Calling me this late
    E                C#m
And sure, I have misspoken
                     G#m    F#
Especially as of late

           E                C#m
Oh but the ten missed calls
                       G#m
Don't have the ring of last fall
         F#
No no no not at all
    E               C#m
And surely you're joking
                        G#m    F#
And the punchline isn't far

[Chorus]
          E
Oh you're not gonna take it
       C#m
No I'm not gonna take it
         G#m                      F#
No we're not gonna take it on the road
       E
Oh I'm not falling over
        C#m
But I'm not calling sober
        G#m                          F#
And I'm not gonna take this when I'm home
      E    C#m    G#m    F#
It's okay
      E    C#m    G#m    F#
It's okay

[Verse 2]
E             C#m                             G#m    F#
Surely the credits will note the junior script
    E             C#m                          G#m    F#
And sure it's immature, and lacks a certain wit
       E              C#m                  G#m
Oh the pope has appeal, it doesn't need to feel real
         F#
No no no that's his deal
    E               C#m
And surely you're joking
                        G#m    F#
And the punchline isn't far

[Chorus]
          E
Oh you're not gonna take it
       C#m
No I'm not gonna take it
         G#m                      F#
No we're not gonna take it on the road
       E
Oh I'm not falling over
        C#m
But I'm not calling sober
        G#m                          F#
And I'm not gonna take this when I'm home
      E    C#m    G#m    F#
It's okay
      E    C#m    G#m    F#
It's okay

[Outro]
E             C#m
Even though I know the blood is fake
G#m             F#
The third act starts and it gets hard to take
E            C#m
It isn't over, it isn't, is it?
G#m            F#
From here on in, my it's sudden isnt it?
E                 C#m
And even though I know the blood is fake
G#m             F#
The third act starts and love turns into hate
E            C#m
It isn't over, oh is it
G#m          F#
From here on in