Infatuation Getting More Bizarre
Stranger Even than the day before
Not attracted to the Guy in the GirlPants
Need a man with a little more
substance
Raise your hand if you get
what I mean
6 pack chump every star
magazine
I used to go for the guy with
the look
But now I'm diggin' the one
from my history book

Picasso
You're so colossal
Einstein
I wanna make you mine
Houdini
You really Move me
Save Me
From the Ordinary
Guy
Want the Eccentric Kind

This obsession's getting worse
by far
Sicker even than the day
before
I'm starin' at you in the
encyclopedia
Discovery Channel &
the Prime Time Media

Raise your hand
if you get what I mean
6 pack chump every
Star magazine
I used to go for the
guy with the look
but now I'm diggin
the one
From History Book