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[Verse 1]
           E
I got this wild woman lover, she's as strange as any other
          A
And she's always making fun outta me
             E
She got this foul-tempered, distempered, flea-infested dog
    A
Who likes to sit and watch TV
            D                                               A
He has this habit of destroying my guitars to get even with me, oh
           F#m                       D
But that's only after Stevie's put a boot in his face


[Verse 2]
        E                                                      A
Well my gal must weigh a ton but she insists that she'll never diet
            E                                                            A
I'd like to stick her with a pin to see her burst and some day I think I might
           D
When she leaps into the bath it's a belly-aching laugh
             A
Oh, it's something you all oughta see
        F#m                    D
And whenever she's hungry, she hits me with a cane
    A                       F#m
Oh, she's such a barrel of fun
                 E                                 A F#m7
Oh, that's why I'll hang around from here to eternity
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Oh, forever


[Verse 3]
 D      E                                                           A
Oh, she beats me like a slave and in the yard she's even plotted my grave, can you believe it?
          E                                                   A
I been verboten, forgotten and I've always had my own life to save
           D
When I was putting out the cat one night
                      A
She kicked me out and wouldn't let me get back in
       F#m                 D
It was seven below and I froze to the skin


[Verse 4]
    E                                                A
She only relented when I swore she was the double of Brigitte Bardot
       E                                          A
Then I had to make a little love but I wasn't too slow, you know?
         D                                                    A
I coulda claimed I had another migraine but she'd only have yelled, oh
      F#m                             D
She treats me like a dog that she dragged in from a bog
    A                       F#m
Oh, she's such a barrel of fun
             E                                 D
That's why I'll hang around from here to eternity


[Break]
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[Verse 5]
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Oh, she pokes out my eyes, surprise, surprise
    A                       F#m
Oh, she's such a barrel of fun
             E                                 A           F#m7  D E
That's why I'll hang around from here to eternity, ooh-ooh-ooh


[Outro]
        A         F#m7
Forever, mmm-mmm, she's such fun
           D                  E  A
She's a barrel full of laughs
     F#m7           D
Ooh, oh-oh, mmm-mmm-mmm, oh
E                                         A    F#m7 D E
Ooh, she hits me, she hits me, she's such fun
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