Gone on holiday
Sat on a beach
All the day
Went into the sea
As close to paradise
As I could be
I had fun
In the sun
Till I got sunburnt

I look like a lobster
It fucking kills
There are no more fucking thrills

I'm in pain
I shout in vain
I've run out of cream
It's a very bad dream

I look like a lobster
It fucking kills
There are no more fucking thrills

I'm sunburnt
I'm sunburnt
I'm sunburnt
What have I learned?

I look like a lobster
It fucking kills
There are no more fucking thrills

I'm sunburnt
I'm sunburnt
I'm sunburnt
I'm sunburnt
It fucking Kills
Give me some pain-killer pills