C             F         G
(Bum bum bum, ba-dum ba-dum)

[Verse 1]
  C                   F      G
A duck walked up to a corner store
       C                  F           G
And he said to the woman, running the store
 C             F    G       C        F G
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
    C
The woman said
            F      G
"No, it's a corner store
       C                               F         G
I mean grapes aren't really what we're known for
      C                       F
We've got some grape drinks?"
              G
The duck said
      C
€œThey kinda stink.
F        G           C
 Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle)
F         G         C
 'Til the very next day
             F          G
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)

[Verse 2]
         C                     F      G
When the duck walked up to the corner store
       C                  F           G
And he said to the woman, running the store
 C             F    G       C         F G
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
    C
The woman said
          F          G
"Oh, it's you again, duck
  C                       F      G
I already told you you're out of luck
   C
We got some grape gum?"
F G
  The duck said
      C
"I'll take none."

F        G           C
 Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle)
F        G           C
 Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle)
F        G           C
 Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle)
F         G         C
 'Til the very next day
             F          G
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)

[Verse 3]
         C                     F      G
When the duck walked up to the corner store
       C                  F           G
And he said to the woman, running the store
 C             F    G       C         F G
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
    C
The woman said
           F             G
"Look, I'm trying not to shout
    C                     F            G
But please either buy something or get out!
   C                  F
We don't sell fruit!"
    G
The duck said
     C
I'm kinda cute.

F        G           C
 Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle)
F        G           C
 Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle waddle)
F        G           C
 Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle)
F         G         C
 'Til the very next day
             F          G
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)

C F G

[Verse 4]
         C                     F      G
When the duck walked up to the corner store
       C                  F           G
And he said to the woman, running the store
 C             F    G       C         F G
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
    C
The woman said "THAT'S IT!
    F                 G
The next time you ask for grapes
    C                               F         G
I'm gonna tape you to the wall with this duct tape
     C                   F
Do I make myself clear?"
    G
The duck said
C
"Yes, dear."

F        G           C
 Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle)
F        G           C
 Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle waddle)
F        G           C
 Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle)
F         G         C
 'Til the very next day
             F          G
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)

[Verse 5]
         C                     F      G
When the duck walked up to the corner store
       C                  F           G
And he said to the woman, running the store
 C             F    G             C
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any grape chapstick?"
F
"What?"
 G             C
"Got any grape chapstick?"
      F      G
"Actually we do
C                             F       G
 But you don't have any money do you?"
        C                  F G
"Do you think you could...
       C                  F G
Do you think you could...
       C                  F G           C
Do you think you could...   put it on my bill?

F        G           C
 Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle)
F        G           C
 Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle waddle)
F        G           C
 Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle)