[INTRO:] Asus2

[VERSE 1:]

Down around the No Hotel, look for me they know me well 
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Travellers come and travellers go, down around the Hotel No 
D                           Em
If you choose the No Hotel, be prepared to run pell-mell
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Be another burnt out shell, you checked in the No Hotel


[VERSE 2:]

Down around the No Hotel, water there don't flow so well 
D                              Asus2 
Problems come and problems go, freezing showers, say hello 
D                               Em
If you choose the No Hotel, the bell hop never rings the bell 
    G                              D                              Asus2
Why there's another ne'er do well, just checked in the No Hotel


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[VERSE 3:]

Down around the No Hotel, look for me the human shell 
D                            Asus2 
Strangers moving to and fro, all around the Hotel No 
     D                               Em
When dining at the No Hotel, there's caterers who cater not 
    G                             D                             Asus2
And waiters who don't wait a lot, you checked in the No Hotel


[VERSE 4:]

Living at the No Hotel, just another ne'er do well 
D                             Asus2 
Seasons ebb and seasons flow, down around the Hotel No 
D                           Em
Snug in your No Hotel room, see the little critters fly 
 G                                 D                             Asus2
Above the bed sheets telling lies, you checked in the No Hotel


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[VERSE 5:]

Down around the No Hotel, look for me they know me well 
D                                  Asus2 
Travellers come and travellers go, it's the only world they know 
D                               Em
If you choose the No Hotel, the bell hop never rings the bell 
G                             D                                Asus2
He's another burnt out shell, you've checked in the No Hotel