A
Today I saw her brother, he said she's with another

They,ve gone away together - you'd better speak to Heather
    D
And so I spoke to Heather at first about the weather

And then about her sister and how I really missed her,
    A
And maybe she could tell her I've still got her umbrella

She prized it rather highly - it saved her once in Filey;
   D
It came on all torrential and therefore it's essential

You tell me where she's living so it to her I'm giving.


A                     D
Broadstairs, she's in Broadstairs
         A                  D            A
She's in Broadstairs, B for Broadstairs.


  A
Apparently she's seeing a bloke who used to be in

Acidic Regulator from nearer the equator
  D
I couldn't bear to listen or stand to see them kissing.

Unable to forgive her I jumped into the river
    A
I'm on another planet, she's on the Isle of Thanet

I wake up on a trolley and realise the folly
  D
I tell them I can manage - there isn't any damage

And as I'm being led out I get my A to Z out.


A                     D
Broadstairs, she's in Broadstairs
         A                  D             A
She's in Broadstairs, B for Broadstairs.