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[Verse 1]
A                A                   A           A
   Davey stole a Christmas tree from K-Mart last night,
A                  A             A                 A
   Red ribbons and silver bells, angels dressed in white,
   D              D               D                  D
He tied it to the bridge rail, so passing cars could see,
A                  A
   He did a little dance up there,
E               E7        A
Looked down and smiled at me 

[Verse 2]
A              A           A                A
   My bed is a lawn chair, cushions keep it soft,
A                 A         A                  A7    (A7/C#)
   I sleep in the open air, under the Southern Cross,
D              D                  D             D    (D/E)
   Next to the golf course by the ...Hyatt Ho - tel,
A               A
   Davey he's a friend of mine,
       E                   A    (A/E) A
And we get along ...pretty well

[Chorus]
             D        (D/A)(D)                   A
Christmas in paradise,         under the Cow Key Bridge,
A (A/E) (A/F#) A                        E
                  Where the warm breeze blows so nice,
               E7    A
And the land - lord   ...forgives!

[Verse 3]
(A/E)  A                     A
           Snowbirds, on the golf course,
(A/E)       A                    A
 Wear Ber - muda shorts and polo shirts,
A            A           (A/E) A              A7    (A7/C#)
   Some play pretty good, some play so bad it hurts,
D                   D            (D/A) D            D
   We pick up their golf balls ...that fly over the fence,
(A/E) A                     A
          We shine 'em up a little bit,
E                       A  
Sell 'em back for fifty cents

[Chorus]
        (A/B)      D     (D/A)(D)                  A
Christ - mas in paradise---------,  under the Cow Key Bridge,
A (A/E) (A/F#) A                         E
                  Where the warm breeze blows so nice,
                E7    A               A  (A/E) (A/F#) A
And the land - lord     ...forgives!

[Bridge]
      A (A/G#)(A/F#)
|  /   /   /   /   |

  E            A      (A/G#)(A/F#) E          A (A/E)(A/F#)  (A/C#)
| /  /  /  / | /  /  /  /___/  |  /  /  /  / | /    /__/   /   /  |

  D   (D/A)D       A (A/E)(A/F#) A       E             A
| /  /__/  /  / |  /    /___/   /  / |  /  /  /  / |  /  /  /  /  |

[Verse 4]
A                  A
   I won't lie, we just get by,
    A                           A
But we'll be eating a good to - night,
(A/E) A                      A
         Christmas dinner at 5 o'clock,
A                      A7
Over at 'The Church of Light',
A7 (A7/E)(A7/C#) D                   D
                     They don't care who you are,
(D/A) D                     D
 They don't ask what you've done,
(D/E)  A                    A
          Come on down, and bring a friend,
        E         (E7)     A
There's plenty for every - one  

[Chorus]
        (A/B)   D       (D/A)(D)                  A
Christ - mas in paradise---------,  under the Cow Key Bridge,
A (A/E)(A/F#) A                         E              (E/B)
                  Where the warm breeze blows so nice,
E         (E/F#) (E7/G#)     A      (A/E) A
   And the land - lord for - gives

[Coda]
     A    (A7/C#)       D                         A
The radi - o      plays Christmas songs, ...while we get high,

     A            A/E   A     Asus2 A
E|------------------|-----0-----------|
B|--2--2-2--2--2-2--|--2-------0---2--|
G|--2--2-2--2--2-2--|--2----2------2--|
D|------------------|-----------------|
A|--0--0-0--0--0----|--0-----------0--|
E|---------------0--|-----------------|

                      E
And Davey shouts, ...'Merry Christmas ya'll',
E7                      A
    To the cars passing by,
                      E
And Davey shouts, ...'Merry Christmas ya'll',
E7                      A     (A/E)  A
    To the cars passing by------------!