G             D
Can't help it, I miss you
Am           C
What am I supposed to do?
G                        D
I wanna phone you when I get home drunk
Am               C
Maybe I should become a monk

[Verse 2]
G                D
If your boyfriend picks up the phone
Am                    C
I'm gonna hang up and then I'll groan
G                        D
I know I really ought to leave you alone
Am                       C
But I'm addicted to your dialling tone

G D Am C G D Am C

[Verse 3]
G                   D
I'm not married and you're not divorced
Am                C
And it's not that simple, of course
G                  D
But your boyfriend seems so dull
Am              C
He was probably born in Hull

[Verse 4]
G               D
Meanwhile, I'm available
Am                     C
I'm ready, willing, and I'm able
G                    D
I used to run my own record label
Am                   C
So come and sit down at my table

[Refrain]
D
Yeah, I know I'm your bit on the side
Eb             F          F#     G
But I hope one day you'll be all mine

G D Am C G D Am C

[Verse 5]
G              D
I don't make a habit of this
Am                     C
But your lips, they're hard to resist
G                     D
I think they would be nice to kiss
Am             C
An opportunity not to be missed

[Verse 6]
G              D
Your boyfriend is a jerk
Am                    C
And your relationship doesn't work
G                   D
So dump him, and go out with me
Am              C
How much plainer can I be?

[Refrain]
D
Yeah, I know I'm your bit on the side
Eb             F          F#     G
But I hope one day you'll be all mine

[Outro]
D Am           C                 G
    I hope one day you'll be all mine
D Am           C                 G
    I hope one day you'll be all mine