Dbm
I've denounced my ethnicity
A                     Ab
In favor of something more Kawaii
Dbm
Claim the land of the rising sun
A                     Ab
Where One Piece comes from.
Dbm
I've learned all of the dance moves
A                     Ab
To the opening songs of my favorite cartoons
Dbm
I say itadakimasu when I eat
A                     Ab
This pretty much makes me japanese


[Verse 1]
N/C
There's more to Japan than
Dbm
J-pop, Harajuku, Dragon Ball Z
A
More to the language than Sugoi and kawaii
Gbm
Eat sushi all you want, like One punch man
Ab
By all means be a fan of Japan
Dbm
That's fine just don't cross the line
A
Cause if you run with your arms to the side
Gbm
Cause if the only thing that gives you an erection
Ab
Is your body pillow and your sword collection
Dbm
You're a weeb


[Chorus]
Dbm
I've denounced my ethnicity
Ab
In favor of something more Kawaii
Gbm
Claim the land of the rising sun
A               Ab
Where One Piece comes from.
Dbm
I've learned all of the dance moves
Ab
To the opening songs of my favorite cartoons
Gbm
I say itadakimasu when I eat
A                          Ab
This pretty much makes me japanese


[Verse 2]
Db
There's a lot wrong in this world but there's something wrong in you
A
If the thought of new Pokémon makes you bust a nut•eru
Gbm
Why's your profile picture on LinkedIn
Ab
Mikasa from Attack on Titan?
Dbm
Neko! Tsundere! Lolicon! Yandere!
A
If you know these words you're a
Gbm
baka! Your waifu is stupid!
          Ab
A Falcon Punch is what you deserve


[Chorus]
Dbm
I've denounced my ethnicity
Ab
In favor of something more Kawaii
Gbm
Claim the land of the rising sun
A              Ab
Where Hentai comes from.
Dbm
I've learned all of the dance moves
Ab
To the opening songs of my favorite cartoons
Gbm
I say itadakimasu when I eat
A                      Ab
This pretty much makes me japanese



[Outro]
Db
Don't fuck with me!
Eb
I'll let you know that my anger raises my chi!
Gb
Talk shit on anime and I swear to God
Ab
You'll make me turn Super Saiyan three!

Dbm Ab Gbm Ab 8x