C#
Oh no, I think that Mars is in retrograde
D
Can't date, ya gotta wait until Saturday
C#
Hot sex with a Gemini in '85
D
Had a rumble with a Capricorn, I don't know why
A
Every night I read my horrorscope and cry

[Pre chorus]
A E   A F     A
  Leo,  Virgo
F#    F                 C#         A
Don't go outside, don't go outside
E     A F     A
Pisces, Libra
F#         F          C#       A
Don't even try, don't even try

[Chorus]
         E  A    F A
The moon is full
              F#   F C# A
But my mood's down low
         E    A   F A
My heart says yes
             E   F  E
But my chart says no

[Verse 2]
C#               D  C#             D
Horrorscope blues, astrology abuse
    C#             D         C#               D
The planets are confused and everyone's gonna loose

[Pre chorus]
A E     A F      A
  Cancer, Prancer
F#    F                 C#         A
Don't go outside, don't go outside
E     A F     A
Dasher, dancer
F#         F          C#       A
Don't even try, don't even try

[Instrumental]
 E A F A F# F C# A E A F A F# C#

[Chorus]
         E  A    F A
The moon is full
              F#   F C# A
But my mood's down low
         E    A   F A
My heart says yes
             E   F  E
But my chart says no

[Verse 3]
C#
Oh no, I think that Mars is in retrograde
D
Can't date, ya gotta wait until Saturday
C#
Hot sex with a Gemini in '85
D
Had a rumble with a Capricorn, I don't know why
C#
Oh no, everything is in retrograde
D
Slapped a Virgo 'cause I forgot to burn my sage
C#
Car broke down when i smooched that little Gemini
D                                            C# D C# D
Skinny dipping with my super fly Pisces guy
A
Every night I read my horrorscope and cry