Intro: 
G  C  Am  Dm x2

G           C
Don't wanna be another Ashley
Am          Dm
Don't wanna count my fucking calories
G           C                      E              F
Don't wanna worry 'bout my body so dickheads will like me


G          C
I'd rather make out with my TV screen
Am          Dm
Than anyone on the football team
G          C               E       F            G  C  Am  Dm x2
I'd rather touch myself to Vincent Price movies (Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh)


G           C
Don't wanna be another Ashley
Am          Dm
Don't wanna shop at Abercrombie
G          C                            E           F
I'd rather steal from JC Penny's 'cause it's really easy

G          C
I'd rather make out with my TV screen
Am          Dm
Than anyone on the football team
G          C               E       F             N.C.
I'd rather touch myself to Vincent Price movies


[Chorus]

       G                        C
'Cause I wanna be a weird girl, weird girl, weird girl
  Am                Dm
I wanna be a weird, weird, weird, weird girl
G                        C
I wanna be a freak girl, freak girl, freak girl
  Am                               Dm                       G  C  Am  Dm x4
I wanna freak you out 'cause I'm a freaky fucking girl


[Bridge]

G            C
I'm not too cool for school
Am          Dm
I'm not too cool to drool
G            C
I'm 'bout to school you fools
       Am                         Dm
Took a dip in my school's pool, a dip in my school's pool

G             C
I'm not gonna follow the rules
Am                     Dm
I'm not gonna eat your fucking gruel, no
G            C
I'm 'bout to school this school
       Am                       Dm
Took a dip in my school's pool, dip in my school


[Chorus]

       G             C
'Cause I wanna be a weird girl, weird girl, weird girl
  Am                Dm
I wanna be a weird, weird, weird, weird girl
G                        C
I wanna be a freak girl, freak girl, freak girl
  Am                               Dm
I wanna freak you out 'cause I'm a freaky fucking girl

       G                        C
'Cause I wanna be a weird girl, weird girl, weird girl
  Am                Dm
I wanna be a weird, weird, weird, weird girl
G                        C
I wanna be a freak girl, freak girl, freak girl
  Am                               Dm
I wanna freak you out 'cause I'm a freaky! fucking! girl!